Extensive and expensive surveys have shown that crisp packet triangles enjoy listening to the following ten songs (and only the following ten songs, they are very specific in their tastes and don't like Ricky Martin either).

• Englebert Humperdinck "Lesbian Seagull"
  Crisp packet triangles find this song very amusing, in a childish way.

• Angst Potato "Look! My Teeth Are Flying!"
  

• Cliff Richard and the Shadows "Summer Holiday"
  NB. Be careful not to play them an inferior live recording. It will be rubbish, and the crisp packet triangle will cry.

• The Concertina Bangers "Your Sausage Will Never Be Bigger Than My Sausage" (15" extended mix)
  

• The Spice Girls "Wannabe"
  They particularly like the bit where they go 'zig-a-zig-aah', although they don't know what it means.

• Your Mother "Dinner's Ready (Eat Or Die)"

• Rolf Harris "Bohemian Rhapsody"
  The song that Queen ripped off. They like this version, it has a wobbleboard in it. A crisp packet triangle had a go on a wobbleboard once, but it got so excited it had a cardiac arrest and died. This was the first evidence that a crisp packet triangle even had a heart. Doctors raised an eyebrow.

• Little Jimmy Osmond "I've Grown Now So Stop Picking On Me"

• Adam Rickett "I Breathe Again"
  Crisp packet triangles claim that this is a catchy song. This is why humans are still the superior race.

• Confusion Over Illusion Protrusion "Kneecap Lovers Unite"