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Here is some information on this product.
This product contains 23 truths per 10k serving. However, some settling of contents may occur in transit, and some of the truths may have fermented into lies.
| Content | in proportions |
| Calcium | Some |
| Iron | Trace |
| Potassium | Bits |
| Lead | Lots |
| Crisps | Everywhere |
| Alcohol | Nightly |
| Political intrigue | Occasional |
| Pizza | Smelly |
| "Where on the stairs?" | "Right there." |
| Unquestionning love | All around us |
| Teabags | None |
WARNING IN DANGEROUSLY SMALL LETTERS IN A CORNER ON THE BACK OF THE PACKET: This product may contain nuts. After all, we're all nuts about crisp packets. I can't believe I said that.
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