What can you make Crisp Packet Triangles out of?
Not as ridiculous a question as you might think, you potential believers! Hours of painstaking and often painful ongoing research has been put into the creation of this list, listing the admirable cans and sinful cannots of the Crisp Packet dimension.
Triangles can be made with:
- Crisp packets.
Flavour and variety are not usually important.
- Chocolate bar wrappers.
The Crisp Packet Triangle Shrine Zone is delighted to freely endorse Cadbury's chocolate as one of the kinds of chocolate that can be eaten to give you a suitable wrapper. If you are in any way an employee of Cadbury's, please be sure that you have made a note of this the next time 'Stuart Bruce' makes a booking at CadburyWorld. Thank you.
- Biscuit wrappers.
McVities are nice.
- Bus tickets.
- Train tickets.
- Coach tickets.
- Underground tickets.
- Airplane tickets.
- Most other tickets related to travel, for example horse & cart tickets, donkey ride tickets, ski-lift tickets, etc.
- Pieces of paper.
With or without print, writing, lines etc. A4 or old-style foolscap paper is perfectly acceptable; A5 paper is considered optimum.
- Unwanted magazines.
The process is made quite difficult if the magazine exceeds 12 pages, or is made from particularly environmentally-unfriendly thick glossy paper. However, should several trees have been used in its manufacture, it is morally right and environmentally friendly to rip it into smaller pieces- one or two pages at a time- and construct one triangle from each.
- Star Trek posters.
This is just an assumption, since a human being who will admit to having a spare Star Trek poster has yet to be located on this Earth.
- Bill Gates.
Please.
Triangles should not be made with:
- High explosives (of any very explosive nature).
- Motor-powered vehicles above 5 horsepower rating.
- Compact discs, or indeed, most forms of audio recording media.
- Your brother.
He will hit you.
- Your sister.
She is not flexible enough.
- The local bus service.
- Next door's dog.
- Gingerbread men.
They are too brittle, and why waste the taste?
- Raw emotion.
It does not have physical presence and cannot be folded. To attempt to do so might bend the Universe.
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