Feeling crispy? Geometric? Pointed? Then you're in the Crisp Packet Triangle Shrine Zone

Editor's note: alternatively, you might be sitting in a chair. The statement (left) should not be taken as any legally binding confirmation of your geographical location, which for all I care could be face down in a pile of peanuts.

Worshipper number 102000-ish, gratuities.

The shrine was last vacuum-cleaned and dusted on 15th February 2003, when we added one link to this front page. The rest of the site has not been updated since 2000. It is dusty.

Welcome to our testimony to that ultimate of printable things to do with an empty crisp packet, the Crisp Packet Triangle. Within our petty, mortal, humble little tome, you will soon find all of the following literature relating to that most useless but beautiful item of varying size and triangular nature:

in the middle* to the right* at the bottom*
What are Crisp Packet Triangles? The history of the Crisp Packet Triangle. How to make your own Crisp Packet Triangles.
What can you make Crisp Packet Triangles out of? What to do with them when you've made them. How to successfully photograph them.
A list of people who have nothing to do with Crisp Packet Triangles. Life before Crisp Packet Triangles- what could that have been like? A picture of the world's most talented frog.
What songs do they like listening to? Are there any other Crisp Packet Triangle sites out there? Product information

*- all horizontal distinctions are purely arbitary, and any similarity to horizontal directions factual or fictional is purely geometric. In the most recent update to the site, slight inaccuracies may have occurred. We are working to rectify the fault.

Visitors are welcomed to play chess with the above squares, but should note that there are only twelve squares and not sixty-four, and there are no pieces. So, it's Monopoly again.

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