What to do with your Crisp Packet Triangles.
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Here are no fewer than SOME endorsed suggestions for things to do with Crisp Packet Triangles to keep you going:
- Send them to the Crisp Packet Triangle Shrine Zone and make your much-valued contribution to our bid for the world's largest collection of crisp packet and other things triangles. For contact information on where to send your triangles, please contact the Shrine Zone direct.
- Keep them and form your own collection. Although this is selfish, they can be kept in a box, a carrier bag, on your floor, in the footwells of your car, stuck to your wall, in your pet's cage, or many other places. Owning such a collection is one of the most satisfying things known to Western man. Your friends will be astounded.
- Surprise your friends with them by suddenly and unexpectedly making them whilst socialising in your socialising establishment. See if they catch on, as often they do.
- Anticipate them, by knowing that somebody is going to make one before they do.
- Draw on them. This obviously works
better on the less glossy and more white triangles, such as those made
from paper, inverted Fruit Pastilles wrappers or several other things, than on the crisp packet triangles
themselves. However, it is often amusing to draw a smiley face, or a
face with a tongue sticking out, or similar, to brighten the days of
people who are forced to work with you. They can also be used to solve
philosophical conundrums.
- Debate with them. They are particularly well-versed on the philosophies of Nietzche.
- Freeze
them. There is no particularly adverse effect on the triangle in
placing it in a freezer (or even in a fridge), although if too many
triangles are placed in your freezer you may find that there is no space
for the chicken. In these instances, you need a new freezer.
- Congratulate them for being so good.
- Make a collage out of thousands of them and make lots of money by selling it to the Tate Gallery as art. It would mean a lot more than most of the things they show.
- Talk to them. It might cheer them up.
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